I confess…it’s been fourteen months since I've had diet coke which, much to my dismay, I cannot drink.
I confess….it’s been fourteen months since I've had caffeine.
I confess….it’s been a month since I've had any sort of soda at all.
So, what do I drink during the day?
Water, water, water, and at times, a Minute Maid juice.
You know, the fake juice. I don’t like real juice. Blech.
I returned from Kroger today with a 12-pack of orangeade, a 12 pack of lemonade, and a 12 pack of Coke Zero (not for me!).
As Dave unpacked the boxes, I heard him say, “Huh. I’ve never seen that before.”
I went out to investigate and found….
In one 12-pack, we got 11 cans of orangeade plus one can of….
Seriously. You're kidding me?
I now have a can of Diet Coke with Lime that I cannot drink.
I’m thinking this whole thing was one huge Diet Coke conspiracy trying to lure me back in.
Guess the joke is on Diet Coke.
I never liked the one with lime.