Sunday, April 18, 2010

Ain't Technology Grand?

I’m not talking about laptops, i-phones, i-pads, and other accessories that we seem to own.

I’m not even talking about high def tv, satellite service, or fancy cell phones.


I am talking about bathrooms.

Yep, bathrooms.

When we were in China, we stayed in some hotels that were four to five star status. In the bathroom, in addition to the bidet (try explaining that to your kids), there was always a television and a phone.

So you can sit there doing your business and not miss one minute of your favorite show as well as call your mom at the same time.

Talk about multi-tasking.

Well, the hotel where Dave was recently staying had something else unusual in the bathroom.

Fighter pilot potties.

Well, not really but…

Potties that do all kinds of things.

You could wash and dry your bottom and other essential pieces, warm or cool the toilet seat, and neutralize odors. It even had an energy saver mode….guess you’d just better be sure to wake it up in time.

Now, just add a fridge and you’d be all set.

Phone, tv, wireless for the laptop, high tech potty, and food.

You’d never have to leave the bathroom.


Jaime said...

LOL . . we had a similar experience a few months ago. We were booking a hotel for this upcoming weekend and I told hubby to ask them if they had heated toilets. Apparently, its only a northern thing because they thought we had lost our minds.

Carrie said...

Oh my word! What will they come up with next!

Barrington said...

You are hilarious!! So well written, I had to go catch up on the last few posts too. Where can we get one of those!!?!?!?

We had a nose boo boo too and loved alll those great fam pics over count down spring break!!

a Tonggu Momma said...

There are no words. Really. *grin*

Laura L. said...

I try to spend as little time on the throne as possible. I'm just not into long relaxing times there. Not sure this toilet would be that beneficial for me. LOL