I baby it with soft brushing (kinda sorta).
I make it look young over and over again (very frequently).
I always use conditioner to keep the smoothness (but to no avail).
True, I don't keep up with haircuts but....that's no reason to turn on me.
You see, my hair has convinced the rest of my body that I'm old.
No matter how often I adjust the color, the oldness still shines through.
And with increased frequency.
Toss in the creaky knees, the tired legs, the multiple blue veins, sore hips, plus a host of other ailments, and I blame my hair.
After all, if my hair were cooperative, this may not be the case.
If my hair was always a nice shade of brown without a tinge of gray, the rest of my body would work just fine.
(go with me)
I guess my next step is to invent a hair color that works forever AND cures all other ailments.
I'm on it.