Sunday, December 20, 2009
If you have one, you already know. But if you don’t, let me fill you in with my experience. If you have a little boy, get ready.
Teenage boys eat. He will get in the car and eat anything mom has left from lunch, eat a snack once home, and eat dinner an hour later. How?
Teenage boys don’t ever come ask questions. They text from room to room or instant message on skype. Or, they send their little sisters to ask for them.
Teenage boys don’t like to clean up. They prefer to dump their clothes in the entry way to the bedroom and step over them. Why?
Teenage boys think climbing up the side of the house is fun. Mom does not like this game.
Teenage boys wear shorts when it’s freezing outside and jeans when it’s hot. Yep.
Teenage boys have a higher average in Spanish than in English. And English is the only language spoken at home. Kinda makes you wonder…..
Teenage boys create new and exciting games. Take dodgeblock for example. This is dodgeball on steroids. Think throwing blocks instead of balls. Get the picture?
Teenage boys do projects that involve being hit by a car. Don’t worry, there was adult supervision.
Teenage boys are fun to embarrass in front of their girlfriends.
Don’t you wish you had one?
Get your own. You can’t have mine.